Thanks to Philip DeFranco, I had the most vivid zombie dream ever. It all started....
I won a contest! My prize: a day to chill with Phil. I was so excited that he came to Kansas just to hang out with me and Ash. When he got here, he was only a little shy and quiet. Mostly he smiled and was a really awesome guy. We were hanging out in my room just kind of getting to know each other. I wanted Ashley to meet him, so I kept trying to text her and call her. Of course, someone had to distract me every 2 seconds. I was not a happy camper. Finally, I got a text out to her, but she never answered. So finally, Phil and I gave up and went downstairs to play Playstation 3 on the big screen with surround sound. It was so much fun. Until I looked out the window.
Outside under the carport, I saw this thing staring into the window. It was, what I assumed to be a vampire robot nazi who is also a zombie. When I regained my ability to talk, I nudged Phil, who was celebrating a good round of Battlefield. I continued to stare sideways out the window as I quietly said, "Phil, look out the window. It came true."
Phil responded, a little dumbfounded, "Oh...well shit."
Being that the thing was partially vampire, it could not cross the threshold. When I was finally able to start moving, the creature turned it's gaze directly on me. The look was horrifying. It stared with these dead, hungry eyes. I told Phil that we needed to get everyone who wasn't turned into a room and lock the door. This thing was capable of destroying the house. Once we were all together, I checked out the window to find the thing directly under it. It was following us.
My dad, being the arrogant person he is, decided to take matters into his own hands and go kill the thing. Well, this thing wasn't slow like you'd think a zombie would be. No, it was fast. My dad was turned. Then we had to run.
We had to sneak around, which wasn't the easiest thing to do with those things starting to populate my yard. Eventually, Phil, my brothers Matt and JT, and I got out and found a big black pickup truck and an arsenal of Nerf guns. We were prepared to fight. Phil and I stayed in the cab of the truck while JT and Matt were in the bed, shooting the zombies with darts as they followed us. The further down the road we got, the more monsters chased us.
After a while, we found ourselves on the terrace of a fancy hotel. We parked it right by the pool. I'm not sure how, but the creatures couldn't get to us in the truck. It was like a force field protected us. While the vampire robot nazi zombies crowded around us, I got the idea to knock them into the pool. One by one, we took them out. Their skin crawled and evaporated as they hit the water. The battle was won.
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